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Dead Elephants

Our goal is to create a fund to help conservationists protect elephant populations and follow through with prosecution.

Sarah the Cat

Sarah likes sleeping, water from a glass, and torturing souls. All profit is donated to no-harm animal shelters.

Jesus Olive

Organic, free-range, saintly olives, and various other projects. All profit is donated to Planned Parenthood.

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